JR Smith And Kenyon Martin Both Fall Sick After Threesome With Rihanna
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What the hell happened to JR Smith? He was toast of the town after winning Sixth Man of the Year with the Knicks, but that was all until playoffs rolled around and he got caught up in New York nightlife again.
And who better to join him than late season free agent pick up Kenyon Martin?
If you know anything about the club scene in NYC, then you know that these two are some of the heaviest hitters. They’re out literally every night and now we are starting to see the ramifications.
While it’s cool to celebrate from time to time, you can’t be going this hard, especially during the playoffs. And what’s even worse than their behavior is that they were spotted with the godless jezebel herself — Rihanna.
That’s right “Bad Girl Ri Ri” was with the pair at Greenhouse on a Tuesday night. Now that’s a recipe for disaster. And sickness.
JR and Kenyon have both reportedly been held out of practice with illness and we can credit this to no other possibility than them having a threesome with Rihanna. There’s no way those two didn’t take that down!
Down 2-1 to the Indiana Pacers, the Knicks look to return some of their magic and get back on track for game 4. But with two crucial players being out with the Rihanna bug, who knows how they will play if they can even suit up! If there is anyone who is unhappy with this, it is definitely coach Mike Woodson.
“Kenyon’s kind of coming down with (illness), too, so we’ve got to be careful that this thing doesn’t spread, and other guys start dropping.”
What he meant to say was, “I wish JR and Kenyon would stop banging filthy pop singers so we can get back on track and smack the Pacers.” Whatever happens on Tuesday is sure to be interesting and I’m sure Smith and Martin will be ready. If they haven’t found the local strip clubs in Indiana, that is.
If you know anything about the club scene in NYC, then you know that these two are some of the heaviest hitters. They’re out literally every night and now we are starting to see the ramifications.
While it’s cool to celebrate from time to time, you can’t be going this hard, especially during the playoffs. And what’s even worse than their behavior is that they were spotted with the godless jezebel herself — Rihanna.
That’s right “Bad Girl Ri Ri” was with the pair at Greenhouse on a Tuesday night. Now that’s a recipe for disaster. And sickness.
JR and Kenyon have both reportedly been held out of practice with illness and we can credit this to no other possibility than them having a threesome with Rihanna. There’s no way those two didn’t take that down!
Down 2-1 to the Indiana Pacers, the Knicks look to return some of their magic and get back on track for game 4. But with two crucial players being out with the Rihanna bug, who knows how they will play if they can even suit up! If there is anyone who is unhappy with this, it is definitely coach Mike Woodson.
“Kenyon’s kind of coming down with (illness), too, so we’ve got to be careful that this thing doesn’t spread, and other guys start dropping.”
What he meant to say was, “I wish JR and Kenyon would stop banging filthy pop singers so we can get back on track and smack the Pacers.” Whatever happens on Tuesday is sure to be interesting and I’m sure Smith and Martin will be ready. If they haven’t found the local strip clubs in Indiana, that is.
